For you Ellie! (the bad luck stuff was this was an email and I had to forward it etc.)

VIRGO - The VirginDominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>SCORPIO - The Sex Addict>>EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREATkisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>LIBRA - The Lame Lover>>Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>ARIES - The Liar>>Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water>>Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward
>>>GEMINI - Does Twosomes>>Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.
Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward
>>>LEO - The Lion in bed>>Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at it.
Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud.
Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find.
Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward
>>>CANCER - The Cutie>>MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>PISCES - The Piece of Ass>>Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Sexy, DAMN IT. High sex appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she>wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover>>Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Sexy. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>TAURUS - The Tramp>>Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most sexiest >people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>>>SAGITTARIUS - The Sexy one>>Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relat ionships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most cari ng person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!!>Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with - you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward