Kids say the funniest things:
Kid: Mom we have a screw house don't we?
Mom: A what?!
Kid: You know a SCREW house! We don't have any lights. Daddy is just an ole screw isn't he?
Mom: You mean Scrooge? Yes he is and yes we do.
Kid: Yeah, Screw, like that mean old man in the movie!
Kid: So Santa lives in North Pole City
Kid: He has 6 reindeer and 7 if Rudolph works
Kid: Santa has magic
Kid: Yep, I sure know alot about this Santa stuff
Mom: Yes you sure do!
See why I love my kid?!